Get on your knees and pray???
Cock. It’s what’s for dinner.
Three’s a crowd.
Ariel the Little Mermaid in 500 years?
Well, it is a good point.
Seeing some low-rise jeans in da club!
The Next Friday, featuring Sponge Bob.
If you’re gonna get your annual Hep test, make sure you leave the baby with a good sitter.
The first sign of summer for all ladies is getting a pedicure!
No Gudders indeed!
Rule #1: If you’re gonna drink and drive, go for the whole bottle…. and post it to TwitPic for the Po-Po to see!
Bikini Season begins at Rehab!
Wait. Wasn’t this the last scene from Blair Witch Project??
Elves be up in the club.
I’m starting a new blog. Lesbians that look like Lil Wayne
